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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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