but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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