so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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