let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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