yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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