I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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