I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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