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to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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