great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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