Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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