if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
