My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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