And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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