Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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