just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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