Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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