I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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