i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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