she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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