I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
