Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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