Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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