Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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