This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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