I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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