I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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