If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Did I show you my penis last night?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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