I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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