Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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