he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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