the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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