apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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