well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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