The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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