big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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