Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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