with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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