Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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