well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
This girl is more easily done than said...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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