Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my being single is dangerous.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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