i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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