Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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