i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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