Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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