I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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