new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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