your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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