Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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