shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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