After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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