i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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