walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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