One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
