a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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