once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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