he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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