I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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